Like most New England Patriots fans, Tommy has a problem: his balls. They are deflated. What is he to do with his deflated balls, and how can his hero, Tom Brady, help?
WARNING: EXPLICIT MATERIAL not intended for children under the age of eighteen, persons who take themselves too seriously, and New England Patriots fans.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Arrow Rivendell was an early adopter of ecstasy, according to Arrow's kindergarten class. Don't do drugs kids, or you'll end up writing New England Football Comedic Erotica too (and possibly Dino Porn).
Kids will have fun learning their colors with the board book Everything Goes: Blue Bus, Red Balloon: A Book of Colors by Brian Biggs.
All-time greats, teams, today's favorite players, and playing tips Updated stats and records, the Super Bowl, notable players, and team news. Football is the most popular sport in the U.S. According to a Harris poll, 35% of fans call the NFL their favorite sport, followed by Major League Baseball (14%), college football (11%), auto racing (7%), the NBA (6%), the NHL (5%) and college basketball (3%). Everything Kids' books have sold more than 3.7 million copies! 'The Everything Kids' Football Book, 5th Edition' has everything young readers need to learn about the sport, whether they are new to the game or longtime fans. Filled with the latest stats, tackle-worthy trivia, and more than 25 fun puzzles, this revised and updated guide to the gridiron tells readers all about:. The history of football and the NFL. Football stats and record holders. How to predict which teams will make it to the Super Bowl. How to develop offensive and defensive skills. Fantasy football leagues Featuring all the fun facts about football heroes, memorable games, and legendary plays, this fun and informative guide coaches readers on the tactics of the game so they can blitz, tackle, and make those touchdowns like a pro. AUTHOR: Greg Jacobs is the author of the first four editions of 'The Everything Kids' Football Book'. He is a teacher and coach at Woodberry Forest School. For Woodberry football, Greg has been quarterbacks coach, running backs coach, offensive coordinator, statistician, play-by-play broadcaster, and color commentator. Greg also has worked for STATS, LLC, as a scout, reporter, and statistician.
Clarence Michael James Stanislaus Dennis, better known as C. J. Dennis, (1876-1938) was an Australian poet known for his humorous poems, especially "The Songs of a Sentimental Bloke," published in the early 20th century. Though Dennis's work is less well known today, his 1916 publication of The Sentimental Bloke sold 65,000 copies in its first year, and by 1917 he was the most prosperous poet in Australian history. A book for Kids: Illustrated by Clarence James Dennis. This book is described as "a thorough introduction to classic literature" and a "unique collection (that) brings together works as diverse and influential as The Pilgrim's Progress and Othello." It is supposed to offer everything from "Shakespeare's finesse to Oscar Wilde's wit."