Like most New England Patriots fans, Tommy has a problem: his balls. They are deflated. What is he to do with his deflated balls, and how can his hero, Tom Brady, help?
WARNING: EXPLICIT MATERIAL not intended for children under the age of eighteen, persons who take themselves too seriously, and New England Patriots fans.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Arrow Rivendell was an early adopter of ecstasy, according to Arrow's kindergarten class. Don't do drugs kids, or you'll end up writing New England Football Comedic Erotica too (and possibly Dino Porn).
About this Baseball Book:Whatever happened to the good ol' days when baseball was fun? In recent headlines umpires are getting attacked, parents are fighting, coaches are over-bearing, and everyone seems to be taking what should be a fun game and turning it into a nightmare for kids and families alike. This baseball book addresses this issue with the perspective and advice of over 20 current coaches, parents, and experts. This is a must read for parents considering youth baseball as an activity and sport for their child. Coaches, Umpires, and Youth Baseball Leagues can use this as a guide to better understand that current attitudes and methods of coaching children.Get your copy today and see if you, your current coach, or league officials, are guilty of some of these practices that may be hurting children that play baseball.
Just a Baseball Game has Sam and his friends dealing with the reality of bad sportsmanship. This Project Play book is meant to teach a valuable lesson while inspiring kids to get back to the basics of America's favorite pastime. By sticking together, the gang teaches us to be good sports and to make baseball a backyard game again. Sam leads the gang as they revise the rules and just play for fun. The book comes with baseball cards and fun descriptions for getting to know all the characters. Project Play books were created to inspire families and neighborhoods to play backyard games that demand imagination and foster creativity so children can channel those skills into their adult lives. This same spirit of adventure and creative play are the foundation of all the stories and backyard games in the Project Play series.
I WILL NOT GO THE F**K TO SLEEP, a book of humor and satire by an author who was called "very funny" by Kurt Vonnegut, is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. Profane, compassionate, radical, wickedly funny at times, it captures a world and a humor that is unfamiliar to most Western readers. Subversive and diaper-wettingly funny, this book is for children of all ages over 15. You probably should not read it to your children under 15; but don't be surprised if they decide to read it to you. By the father of 3 children, 8 other books, and 1 kicking and screaming Inner Child that refuses to grow up.This e-book edition was No. 2 on Amazon's Political Humor bestseller list for nearly 5 weeks. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, Amazon 5-star review"I bought this book looking for a good laugh. I ended up with more than a few." Alex Canton-Dutari, Amazon 5-star review."
Lucille Ball was a big television star. In 1952, at the height of the Red Scare, a congressional committee revealed that she had registered to vote as a Communist in 1936. A flurry of accusations and denials followed. Lucy survived the storm and she always contended that she was never a Communist. However, some evidence implies she might not have been completely honest in her statements about her Communist activity. CL Gammon looks at all the facts and answers the question, "Was Lucille Ball a Communist?"